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Why You Should Eat Dessert First!

Eat dessert first.

Eat Dessert First is an important topic that is all too often overlooked unless a comedian is making it a part of his or her routine.

Soluble dietary fiber is one of the most important things you can feed your body. All too often we focus on what we put into our bodies While that may be a good start, it is not enough.  It is time to shift our focus and see what comes out of our bodies.

Regularity occurs once for each time we eat, six to ten hours after eating.

When you mention regularity there is always that one person that think every Monday is regular.  It is not.  You should be evacuating your bowels as often as you eat.  If your health is a concern, then you look also look at the shape, color and size of your poop to determine the state of your intestinal health.

Finding internet health experts that agree for a major consensus is difficult. WebMD starts by telling you the process of digesting (entry through to exit) is about 6 hours and then says “being regular’ is evacuating your bowels 3 to 4 times weekly. I have managed to find an article complete with images of what you should see when examining your poop.  What’s Normal & What’s NOT by Dr. Axe is an interesting article except for his mimicking of WebMD’s 3 to 4 times per week.

Back to basics

As a young child, we had a dog a couple of them and it was my job to walk them. Within the first 5 minutes, the dog had done the needed and was now ready to play.

Back when I was being potty trained, my mother sat me on the potty first thing in the morning and thusly I learned that the most important thing to do in the morning is to evacuate my bowels.  When my kids vacationed at Grandma’s she did the same with them: first potty then eat.

Everyone needs to get back to that period in time that pooping was a good thing and your parents were proud.

Bonus

If you empty your bowels first thing in the morning you will feel better the rest of the day.  Constipation causes mild depression and a less-than-desired attitude.

By now you may be wondering how this all connects to eating dessert first.

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Eat Dessert First is one of the best ways to start the day – by treating yourself to something decadent.

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